Em: Ok, I'll stand RIGHT HERE, and I'm not taking ANYTHING OFF!
Mommy: Sounds good.
Em: Mommy, you need to sit down when you go pee-pee.
Em: Mommy, that's a GOOD pee-pee!
Em: Good job, Mommy! (clapping hands)
Mommy: Thanks, Em.
Em: Mommy! Why did you use your foot to flush the potty?!
God, how I love having every move I make narrated for all the world to hear while in the Target restroom! There were a few other ladies in stalls around us (snickering, I'm sure), and as we walked out, I realized the outer door to the restroom was stuck open, so everyone standing in nearby checkout lanes probably also heard my girl's booming voice!