Kid Conversations...

Last night, Em and I had a conversation that went something like this:

Em: When baby brother comes home from the hospital, I will push him in the swing on the play set.

Mom: Oh, baby brother won't be able to swing on the play set for a while.

Em: Why not?

Mom: When baby brother comes home, he will be very small. He won't be able to do much except cry, eat, sleep and poop.

Em: That's it? How small will he be anyway?

Mom demonstrates how small & says: He will be very fragile. That means we have to be extra careful with him.

Em: Oh, like a Christmas ornament?

Mom: Exactly!